Liverbird on my chest

Saturday, April 23, 2011

You Know You Are Working When...

1) You wished the weekends come faster and then on Sunday wished Monday DEAD

2) All of a sudden you need to sleep early because you cannot NAP in your 10 hours of work

3) You see so many people sleeping in the LRT

4) You see the guy that sat next to you staring at his Specialist Mathematics questions as though he is doing some mental calculations and ended up closing the bloody book/continue staring the questions

5) You see people rushing in to the LRT for seats and WILL not offer their seats to those who need it more

6) You keep drinking water so that you have an excuse to go REFILL water and to PEE

7) You HOPED that lunch time was around the corner but when you look at your watch, it says 10.30AM

8) Your BOSSES construct their sentences with such profanity that FUCK seems to sound just like a "lah"

9) Your working contract say you can leave at 5.30pm but NO ONE leaves the office BEFORE 6.30/7pm

10) COFFEE and CHOC seems to be your best friend to keep yourself awake after a heavy lunch

11) You look around the department and see many "mental down" faces esp on MONDAYS

12) Your colleagues gossip about scandals, backstabbing happily macam no work

13) THERE IS NO INTERNET ACCESS in the office!!!

14) You have no choice but to neglect friends, family and special ones

15) You will constantly tell yourself to ABSORB just like a sponge and FORGET about being UNDERPAID

16) YOU MISS THE LIFE BEFORE WORK