HOW TO CALL THE POLICE
WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George, an elderly man, from Lithgow, NSW, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that she could see the light on in the garden shed.  George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were two men stealing stuff from his shed.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No, but two men have broken into my garden shed and are stealing my stuff."

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should stay inside, lock your doors and an officer will be along as soon as one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were two men stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic and an Ambulance showed up at George's residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people.

Steve Marshall

Decision resides deep in our heart.
Indecision lives shallow in our mind.
Love dies untried, left in indecision.
Fear lives uncried, if only to remind.

A door of opportunity is wider open.
Indecision never does go through.
Love's provision of a right decision,
lies unridden, waiting only, for you.

Our soul in learning to be whole,
must not be split by our indecision.
Indecision fights our decision's lack.
At the back is our soul's right track.

Indecision's night, is love's morning.
Decision's might, not fear's yawning.
Weakness doubts our true decision.
Strength lengthens in love's precision.

Opportunity lives within our decision.
Opportunity is God's way of loving.
It lives in all of God, being now you.
Missed opportunity, is a missed life.

Opportunity is missing out being you.
Missed opportunity is not seeing love.
Opportunity knocks once, often softly.
Decide. Take a ride, in its direction.

TENSION

The moment you come in " TENSION".

you lose your  " ATTENTION,  &

you create " CONFUSION"

this creates for you "IRRITATION &

you spoil personal " REPUTATION,

ultimately  you get no " COOPERATION,

this takes the things towards " COMPLICATION" &

your  B.P starts demanding  " CAUTION" &

you have to take " MEDICATION"

instead  understand the " SITUATION", &

try to find the " SOLUTION"

many problems are solved with " DISCUSSION" &

it works better for your " PROFESSION".

don't think its my free " SUGGESTION," &

it is only for your " PREVENTION".

if you understand my " INTENTION"

you will never come again in " TENSION".

Go Deep

Most of us think too much, 

especially about events and people,

local and global, famous and not so famous.

When we are always thinking about what is happening on the surface of life, the visible, 

then it is as if we are living a superficial life.

Deep down inside there is a voice, a longing, a calling to depth. 

It's our heart, reminding us to visit, explore and express the depths of our ourselves.

Going deep and being deep requires time spent in solitude,

some periods of introversion and a conversation with ourselves.

  

How on earth will we ever see what is in our heart unless 

we dive deep inside, switch on the light and look.

Those who do will tell you it changes everything. 

What do they see?

 Simple, only beauty and truth. 

They are always there, waiting for us to return.

Waiting to welcome us and to introduce ourselves to ourself.

The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear,
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I marked the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Robert Frost

I want a GPS in my heart to map out directions for me because my heart and mind are not on the same page(body)

I MISS U

I MISS U VERY VERY MUCH, AH MAH!

I MISS UR SHY LAUGHTER

I MISS HOW U SCOLDED ME

I MISS HOW U CANED ME

I MISS HOW MUCH U CARED FOR ME

I MISS HOW MUCH U LOVE ME

I MISS HOW U TOLD US ABOUT UR LIFE

I MISS HOW U TOLD US ABOUT OUR LIFE

I MISS HOW BRILLIANT U R
I MISS HOW PROUDLY I CAN BRAG ABOUT U IN FRONT OF PPL

I MISS HOLDING UR WRINKLED HANDS
I MISS CROSSING THE ROAD WITH YOU

I MISS HOW U TAUGHT US ABOUT LIFE

I MISS HOW U CHASED US ALL AROUND THE HOUSE JUST TO CANE US

I MISS HOW U TAUGHT ME HOW TO SPEAK HAKKA

I MISS HOW U TAUGHT ME HOW TO USE CHOPSTICKS

I MISS HOW U USED UR TOES TO PINCH ME

I MISS YOUR COOKING

I MISS STANDING NEXT TO U WHILE U COOK

I MISS BEING A TROUBLEMAKER WHILE U COOK

I MISS DISTURBING YOU WHILE U R SERIOUS

I MISS DISTURBING UR ARM FATS

I MISS SITTING NEXT TO U ON A DINNER TABLE

I MISS TALKING TO U

I MISS CHATTING WITH U ABOUT SCIENCE

I MISS OUR CHITCHAT SESSIONS BEFORE WE DOZE OFF

I MISS ARGUING WITH U ABOUT EVERYHTING

I MISS HOW U WOKE ME UP FOR SCHOOL EVERYDAY

I MISS HOW U HELPED US BATHE WHEN WE WERE YOUNG

I MISS UR VOICE

I MISS UR WORDS OF WISDOM

I MISS LISTENING TO YOU

NOW I WANT U TO LISTEN TO ME

I WANT U TO COMFORT ME

I WANT U TO SCOLD ME

I WANT U TO SHOUT AT ME FOR NOT BATHING

I WANT U TO SIGN MY REPORT CARDS WHEN MY RESULTS ARE BAD

I WANT U TO CALL MY NAME

I WANT U TO NAP WITH ALL OF US IN THE EVENING

I WANT U TO FEED US FOR EVERY MEAL

BUT MOST OF ALL, I WANT U TO BE HERE

I WANT U TO SEE ME SUCCEED

I WANT U TO SEE ME GRADUATE

I WANT U TO SEE THE MAN I AM NOW

I WANT U TO SIT IN THE CAR THAT I DRIVE

I WANT U TO EAT WITH ME WHENEVER I AM HUNGRY

I WANT U TO ASK ME TO DRINK MORE WATER

I WANT TO MAKE U PROUD

I WANT TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT U

I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW ABOUT U

I WANT PPL TO ENVY ME

I WANT THE BEST PPL IN THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT THEY ARE ONLY SECOND BEST

I WANT TO MAKE U PROUD

I WILL MAKE U PROUD

YOU RAISE ME UP

TO STAND ON MOUNTAINS 

TO WALK THROUGH STORMY SEAS

I AM STRONG WHEN I AM ON UR SHOULDERS

BUT I WANT U TO BE ON MY SHOULDERS

I DON'T CARE WHAT PPL THINK

I DON'T CARE HOW PPL LOOK AT ME

I AM UR PROUD GRANDSON

IT'S BEEN 4 YEARS SINCE U LEFT

I MISS U BADLY

I MISS U TERRIBLY 

U R A WOMAN WITH FEW WORDS

BUT THOSE FEW WORDS IN THE VIDEOS THAT I HAVE WITH YOU

ARE THE MOST PRICELESS WORDS TO ME

I WOULD GIGGLE AT HOW VIDEO AND CAMERA SHY U R

BUT THESE PICS AND VIDEOS THAT I HAVE OF U

WILL BE EVER LASTING MEMORIES

BUT DON'T WORRY

U R ALWAYS WITH ME

U R ALWAYS BY MY SIDE

U R PART OF ME

U R WHO I AM

U R WHO I AM REPRESENTING

I WILL BE STRONG

I WILL BE UNBREAKABLE

I WILL NOT BE VULNERABLE

I WILL CARRY ON UR LEGACIES

UR TEACHINGS, UR MOTIVATIONS

I WILL BE YOUR BELOVED, PROUD GRANDSON

AND YOU'LL FOREVER HOLD A PLACE

IN MY HEART THAT NO ONE

CAN TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME

YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY GRANDMA

AND I LOVE YOU

AS MUCH AS U LOVE ME

I KNOW I'LL NEVER WALK ALONE